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Post by johnny new on Apr 7, 2003 7:08:02 GMT -5
well this guy used to go into fred meyer with a guy who waited outside in a car. while he was in there he would take everything that he wanted up to the front of the electronics section and ask for them to take the tags off so he could pay for it at the other counters after he got some groceries. so theyd doit and he'd roll all this stuff into the gardening section where he'd lift up the fence and slide everything underneath to the guy who was driving and would load up the car. eventually after doing this a couple times they took the things that made the alarms go off out of the electronics section and moved them to the front of the store making it even easier to get them out of the electronics department to the gardening section that they were completely unaware of was such a crucial element to this stealing spree. they were getting literally over a $1,000 of stuff PER TRIP. they easily went 50 times in 5 years. and no, fred meyer still haven't fixed the fence in their gardening section. poor saps.... this same guy will go into a store before a movie and come out with about 30 bucks in candy and pop stuffed away in his coat. he's a huge pot head and will go into stores like safeway or albertsons and take about 10 dvds everytime he goes in there since they don't have any security measures in there. 10 dvds = 40 bucks at the local pawn shop. and 40 bucks can get you a good amount of potent pot or a gram of some good cocaine but that's a whole 'nother story. he steals those dvds just about everyday because he doesn't like working and drugs is an expensive habit. this is but one of the many characters i know. damn, i need some new friends. CRAZY! MORE MORE MORE!!!!
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Post by SuicideSamurai on Apr 7, 2003 16:06:28 GMT -5
CRAZY! MORE MORE MORE!!!! characters or stories of the thief?
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Post by Lost in the Air on Apr 7, 2003 16:21:49 GMT -5
That's them. They take $158 from me every month. Ouch, I pay that only about every 3 months.
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Post by chewmauro on Apr 7, 2003 17:49:00 GMT -5
I pay $400usd a month for the first 6months of the year so my company can bank it and sit on the interest. Fuck them. Then it is so high because I am 20, male, and have a shit load of traffic violtaion, oh yeah and am in the "risk pool" for driving uninsured for a month because my company is fucking retarded.
As for stealing shit. Never done this but have seen it work. Wal-Mart vest. Get your hands on one of their fucking stupid blue vests and a clip board and you are golden. Walk in and grab whatever you want. No one ever questions a man with a clip board and a serious look on his face.
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Post by WorshipYourToaster on Apr 7, 2003 20:13:21 GMT -5
It's high because Chicago is such a "high-risk" city.
Oh, and uhh...because of all my accidents --- EVEN THOUGH THEY WEREN'T MY FAULT. Grrr...
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Post by johnny new on Apr 7, 2003 21:52:40 GMT -5
characters or stories of the thief? well i was thinking sroies of the thief, but if you know more zany characters.... you got a funy way with words.
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Post by SuicideSamurai on Apr 7, 2003 23:21:53 GMT -5
well while the guy was working he worked at the albertsons and would jack cases of beer and soda by simply loading up a cart and rolling it out to that same guy's car. if you went to the driver's house the walls were just stacked. you have to understand that we were only 16 at the time so we thought we hit the motherload. anyways one of the dudes they worked with got caught doing what they had and told the manager that the others had been stealing things from the store too. the driver not being too bright (muscle head) told the manager everything he stole and ended up having to pay for it. around 500 bucks. while my friend the thief told him only a couple candy bars and a can of spaghettios. he got 500 bucks of pop and booze for the price of a few candy bars and a can of spaghettios that they merely deducted out of his final pay check before he was fired.
this next one could be real long but i'll just give you the gist of it. we used to be friends with this one guy but the guy went around conning people out of money and letting him borrow your shit so he could go sell it. plus the guy never wanted to anything but sit on his ass, watch mtv and eat wheat thins. so after he sold some of our shit we let him BORROW my buddy decides its time he gets his payback. he and our other friend from the mental institute breaks into the guy's house and start stealing everything they could get their paws on. while their in the dude's house they call me up and ask me what of my shit did he sell. i told them a few cds and some video games. so they told me they took all of his cds and video games and were heading to the pawn shop afterwards and we could smoke some pot. and we did.
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Post by johnny new on Apr 8, 2003 4:23:09 GMT -5
well while the guy was working he worked at the albertsons and would jack cases of beer and soda by simply loading up a cart and rolling it out to that same guy's car. if you went to the driver's house the walls were just stacked. you have to understand that we were only 16 at the time so we thought we hit the motherload. anyways one of the dudes they worked with got caught doing what they had and told the manager that the others had been stealing things from the store too. the driver not being too bright (muscle head) told the manager everything he stole and ended up having to pay for it. around 500 bucks. while my friend the thief told him only a couple candy bars and a can of spaghettios. he got 500 bucks of pop and booze for the price of a few candy bars and a can of spaghettios that they merely deducted out of his final pay check before he was fired. this next one could be real long but i'll just give you the gist of it. we used to be friends with this one guy but the guy went around conning people out of money and letting him borrow your shit so he could go sell it. plus the guy never wanted to anything but sit on his ass, watch mtv and eat wheat thins. so after he sold some of our shit we let him BORROW my buddy decides its time he gets his payback. he and our other friend from the mental institute breaks into the guy's house and start stealing everything they could get their paws on. while their in the dude's house they call me up and ask me what of my shit did he sell. i told them a few cds and some video games. so they told me they took all of his cds and video games and were heading to the pawn shop afterwards and we could smoke some pot. and we did. MAN this is all gold!!! i don't know whether you're exagerrating or not, i don't care really, it's so entertaining!!!! anymore? or have i sucked you dry? i've been saving all these, i've showed my stoner friends they laughed for as long as only stoners can....
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Post by SuicideSamurai on Apr 8, 2003 16:08:22 GMT -5
MAN this is all gold!!! i don't know whether you're exagerrating or not, i don't care really, it's so entertaining!!!! anymore? or have i sucked you dry? i've been saving all these, i've showed my stoner friends they laughed for as long as only stoners can.... well i don't got anymore stories about that guy really. i know he was stealing rims off of cars and selling them on ebay, but i don't know any of the details.
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Post by johnny new on Apr 8, 2003 18:00:31 GMT -5
well i don't got anymore stories about that guy really. i know he was stealing rims off of cars and selling them on ebay, but i don't know any of te details. HAHAHAHA what a funny guy
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