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Post by fruitisbad: resident ninja on Apr 6, 2003 14:15:22 GMT -5
theives suck. burglers rule
go burgle patrol!
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Post by kid on Apr 6, 2003 14:26:54 GMT -5
theives suck. burglers rule go burgle patrol! no no.. burglars suck... hamburglars rule... ;D
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Post by SuicideSamurai on Apr 6, 2003 14:49:17 GMT -5
my friend is the best thief ever. by now he's probably stolen over $50,000 worth of stuff from stores and has never been caught. no joke.
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Post by SuicideSamurai on Apr 6, 2003 14:50:46 GMT -5
the al sirat HIIIIIIIIDDES
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Post by WorshipYourToaster on Apr 6, 2003 16:22:39 GMT -5
use the metro... Lots of cities don't have adequate public transportation. I need my car for work.
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Post by triptastic on Apr 6, 2003 16:57:16 GMT -5
Lots of cities don't have adequate public transportation. For example, Detroit. We have the People Mover. A golf cart is more functional than the People Mover.
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Post by johnny new on Apr 6, 2003 17:59:32 GMT -5
... now im gonna lie to my insurance company and say i had like a laptop and shit in there... hahaha, oh i love how the world works... keep me informed on whether you can score a laptop. that's an incredible little story.
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Post by johnny new on Apr 6, 2003 18:03:59 GMT -5
my friend is the best thief ever. by now he's probably stolen over $50,000 worth of stuff from stores and has never been caught. no joke. interesting... more.
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Post by SuicideSamurai on Apr 6, 2003 19:12:16 GMT -5
well this guy used to go into fred meyer with a guy who waited outside in a car. while he was in there he would take everything that he wanted up to the front of the electronics section and ask for them to take the tags off so he could pay for it at the other counters after he got some groceries. so theyd doit and he'd roll all this stuff into the gardening section where he'd lift up the fence and slide everything underneath to the guy who was driving and would load up the car. eventually after doing this a couple times they took the things that made the alarms go off out of the electronics section and moved them to the front of the store making it even easier to get them out of the electronics department to the gardening section that they were completely unaware of was such a crucial element to this stealing spree. they were getting literally over a $1,000 of stuff PER TRIP. they easily went 50 times in 5 years. and no, fred meyer still haven't fixed the fence in their gardening section. poor saps.... this same guy will go into a store before a movie and come out with about 30 bucks in candy and pop stuffed away in his coat. he's a huge pot head and will go into stores like safeway or albertsons and take about 10 dvds everytime he goes in there since they don't have any security measures in there. 10 dvds = 40 bucks at the local pawn shop. and 40 bucks can get you a good amount of potent pot or a gram of some good cocaine but that's a whole 'nother story. he steals those dvds just about everyday because he doesn't like working and drugs is an expensive habit. this is but one of the many characters i know. damn, i need some new friends.
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Post by PatternAgainstLoser on Apr 6, 2003 19:17:52 GMT -5
Our neighbors one time broke into our house where we used to live...dumb cunts...didnt think we'd find out
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Post by Roulette Dares on Apr 6, 2003 19:18:36 GMT -5
the al sirat HIIIIIIIIDDES Hahahaha...
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Post by PiRo: Resident Munkie on Apr 6, 2003 19:38:21 GMT -5
now im gonna lie to my insurance company and say i had like a laptop and shit in there... hahaha, oh i love how the world works... now im going to blackmail you by saying if you dont buy me some really nifty stuff, like a cool golf cart, then i'll show this recording of your deceptive plans to your insurance company...muahahahaha, oh i love how the world works...
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Post by kid on Apr 6, 2003 19:45:44 GMT -5
now im going to blackmail you by saying if you dont buy me some really nifty stuff, like a cool golf cart, then i'll show this recording of your deceptive plans to your insurance company...muahahahaha, oh i love how the world works... ;D dammit, you got me.... no, i dont think i can say a laptop just cause theyll probably ask me for reciepts and all these questions ill choke on... but, im not rulin' it out... i was thinkin about saying i had one of those.... waddaya call its.... that mp3 thing, that apple makes... ipod... yes...IPOD!!!!
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Post by hare on Apr 6, 2003 22:10:24 GMT -5
and getting your new car windows bashed in isnt either.. so, lying will do the trick too, considering im probably gonna have to pay a deductable... i think we all know that 2 wrongs make a right
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Post by kid on Apr 6, 2003 23:33:05 GMT -5
i think we all know that 2 wrongs make a right ;D
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