Housesitting is the best gig ever.

[WorshipYourToaster]

Okay, so there are some cons to watching these dogs. They are as follows:

The building overlooks a dog park, and every time a dog out there barks, these dogs bark back, bloody murder. They are small, yippy dogs, so they have these awful ear-splitting barks.

One of the dogs has to wear a diaper and I have to change it every four hours. This involves wiping the dog's ass with a baby wipe. Blech.

Every time I get anything to eat or drink, they follow me around and then sit there staring up at me, begging. The diaper one growls at me if I do not (and I never do) give him any of my food.

They also pee on the floor, and I quite often step in it.

[Lost in the Air]

Oh I know the high pitched yip, I have two black toy poodles. Surprisingly you don't get used to it.

[histarising]

it wears a diaper. That is great.

you should take a picture of it.

[hysteresis]

that's gotta be cute . despite the ass-wiping.

if I had a dog, I'd want to have a dachshund.. they're super cute

[histarising]

fugazi said:

that's gotta be cute . despite the ass-wiping.

if I had a dog, I'd want to have a dachshund.. they're super cute

my family has 4 - it's like a weiner dog farm

[WorshipYourToaster]

It's actually not cute at all. That dog looks horrible. His spine is curved and you can see all the notches and everything. When I walk him (he hates being walked, so I rarely take him out...he pees on the floor anyway), people give me dirty looks that say, "you should really have that poor thing put down."

I am back home now, and angry. I had cleaned the entire apartment and it looked NICE. I was gone for two days and now it looks worse than it did before I cleaned. Roommates should be cock punched.

[Lost in the Air]

Poor thing, but I have a dog that has to take medication for seizures. Those things are scary