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Post by WorshipYourToaster on Dec 16, 2002 0:02:32 GMT -5
Some guy who lives upstairs, whom I could probably not pick out of a lineup is singing some r&b song at the top of his lungs. Well, he WAS, until I yelled, "HEY!"...then he stopped. But now he's fighting with someone.
I say I go bust open the door and issue him a good cock-punching.
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Post by Blitzkrieg on Dec 16, 2002 0:04:16 GMT -5
Some guy who lives upstairs, whom I could probably not pick out of a lineup is singing some r&b song at the top of his lungs. Well, he WAS, until I yelled, "HEY!"...then he stopped. But now he's fighting with someone. I say I go bust open the door and issue him a good cock-punching. ok, you have a little lesson to learn. this board is new domain for you, it is not the sparta board. this isnt some kind of hoo haa for crying about your personal problems. we are a cedric style board (we dont give a shit what happens with you, just praise us) so, start with my appreciation threads or go back to the sparta board. love, the king(volta/blitzkrieg) |
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Post by WorshipYourToaster on Dec 16, 2002 0:05:37 GMT -5
eat me.
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Post by KILLED IN THE RATINGS on Dec 16, 2002 0:06:16 GMT -5
AWW!!... OH MY GOD!! Cock-punching?! That is... holy shit... it would be worse if the guy above you owned a goat, and had hard-wood floors. Then you'd just hear the goat walking around all the time. Wow, that would be cool.
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Post by Handsome Pete on Dec 16, 2002 0:07:18 GMT -5
haha cock-punching..............ouch  |
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Post by Blitzkrieg on Dec 16, 2002 0:07:46 GMT -5
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Post by WorshipYourToaster on Dec 16, 2002 0:08:34 GMT -5
I have the thing from the Onion of the top 7 people who deserve a good cock-punching taped to my monitor.
it's a bad influence.
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Post by KILLED IN THE RATINGS on Dec 16, 2002 0:12:11 GMT -5
The words 'cock' and 'punching' should never be in the same sentance.
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Post by Blitzkrieg on Dec 16, 2002 0:13:14 GMT -5
The words 'cock' and 'punching' should never be in the same sentance. why not? "i was staring at this guy and he appeared to be gay, he whipped out his cock so i had to resort to punching him really hard." |
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Post by Braxton on Dec 16, 2002 0:13:32 GMT -5
I agree.
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Post by WorshipYourToaster on Dec 16, 2002 0:14:40 GMT -5
If it makes you feel better, I've never punched anyone in the cock before.
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Post by Blitzkrieg on Dec 16, 2002 0:17:32 GMT -5
If it makes you feel better, I've never punched anyone in the cock before. i <3 you  |
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Post by WorshipYourToaster on Dec 16, 2002 0:18:12 GMT -5
my inexperience in cock-punching was the deciding factor?
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Post by Blitzkrieg on Dec 16, 2002 0:19:43 GMT -5
my inexperience in cock-punching was the deciding factor? us guys gotta look out for our little buddies. |
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Post by KILLED IN THE RATINGS on Dec 16, 2002 0:37:24 GMT -5
Yes, but there are so many bad things, like 'cock-punching', 'I punched him with my cock', 'he punched me with my cock'... the terrible sentances are limitless. But, oh, well, I guess ther'd be the occasional exceptions.
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